More the merrier?
Candace Hough
Issue date: 3/8/05 Section: Opinion
Why is it when
you're dating a
guy, his ultimate
fantasy is to get
you naked with
your best
friend/hot sister/
attractive woman sitting a
few desks over? What is so big
about threesomes?
We won't get into that fact
that I thought 'ménage a tois'
meant 'eat at three o'clock,'
but the whole concept of having
a threesome raises questions
.
Why is it that it's always
two girls and a guy? How
come it's never two guys and a
girl? In my mind, I see Jake
Gyllenhaal from 'Donnie
Darko' and Zach Braff from
'Garden State'. This idea
would make me very happy,
and I think I'm even going to
request this from my friends for
my birthday this year. I know
some of you are like "ewww,
two guys?!" but remember:
they're not there for each
other, they're there for me.
It's funny how many guys
think that all women are willing
to turn lesbian for like a
few hours, deciding to explore
the intimate side of their
friendship with their best
friend/hot sister/you get the
point, and then oh wait, while
we're all hot and turned on, we
decide to invite you in. Do you
really think that's going to happen?
If you're still desperately
hoping that your girlfriend will
one day get drunk and decide
that her friend since the third
grade looks really hot, be prepared
for some possibly backfire:
people who explore this
category usually have jealousy
and paranoia and such... no
one ever said it was going to be
good. Also, if you want to
cheat, which yes, some people
would consider it cheating,then
something is not right in your
relationship.
you're dating a
guy, his ultimate
fantasy is to get
you naked with
your best
friend/hot sister/
attractive woman sitting a
few desks over? What is so big
about threesomes?
We won't get into that fact
that I thought 'ménage a tois'
meant 'eat at three o'clock,'
but the whole concept of having
a threesome raises questions
.
Why is it that it's always
two girls and a guy? How
come it's never two guys and a
girl? In my mind, I see Jake
Gyllenhaal from 'Donnie
Darko' and Zach Braff from
'Garden State'. This idea
would make me very happy,
and I think I'm even going to
request this from my friends for
my birthday this year. I know
some of you are like "ewww,
two guys?!" but remember:
they're not there for each
other, they're there for me.
It's funny how many guys
think that all women are willing
to turn lesbian for like a
few hours, deciding to explore
the intimate side of their
friendship with their best
friend/hot sister/you get the
point, and then oh wait, while
we're all hot and turned on, we
decide to invite you in. Do you
really think that's going to happen?
If you're still desperately
hoping that your girlfriend will
one day get drunk and decide
that her friend since the third
grade looks really hot, be prepared
for some possibly backfire:
people who explore this
category usually have jealousy
and paranoia and such... no
one ever said it was going to be
good. Also, if you want to
cheat, which yes, some people
would consider it cheating,then
something is not right in your
relationship.